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Steven Gerrard: Captain Fantastic? More of a Slippery Anfield Flop!

It’s time to dive into a controversial hot take: Steven Gerrard is among the most overrated players in football history. Yeah, I said it. So, grab your pitchforks and Liverpool scarves because we’re about to dismantle the myth of the Anfield Angel.

Captain Fantastic? More Like Captain Flop

First off, let’s talk about this “Captain Fantastic” nonsense. Gerrard is celebrated for his leadership, but let’s be honest—his so-called leadership led Liverpool to exactly zero Premier League titles. Zilch. Nada. He was the captain of almosts and not-quites. Meanwhile, the snarling Irishman Roy Keane led Manchester United to seven Premier League titles. Seven! Keane didn’t just lead; he dragged his team kicking and screaming to victory. Gerrard? He slipped—literally—and handed the title to Manchester City. Excellent work, Stevie.

Goals and Glory? Lampard’s Got It Covered

Then there’s Frank Lampard. Super Frank, the goal machine. Lampard scored more goals from midfield than Gerrard could ever dream of. While Gerrard was busy skying shots into the Kop, Lampard was clinically slotting them home. In fact, Lampard is Chelsea’s all-time top scorer. Gerrard isn’t even in Liverpool’s top three. Lampard won three Premier League titles. Gerrard? Still zero. But hey, at least he’s got that “almost won the league” medal, right?

The Zidane Comparison? Don’t Make Me Laugh

Some deluded fans even compare Gerrard to Zinedine Zidane. Yes, you heard that right—Zizou, the man who won the World Cup and the Champions League, is basically football royalty. Gerrard won a single Champions League in 2005, which was more about Liverpool’s miraculous comeback and less about his individual brilliance. Zidane scored a volley in a Champions League final that people still talk about 20 years later. Gerrard’s legacy? That slip. Sorry, Scousers, but there’s no contest here.

Big Games? Where’s Stevie?

Let’s talk big-game players. You know, those who show up when it matters. Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi have redefined what it means to be clutch. Gerrard had his moments, sure, but his overall impact in the biggest games is vastly overrated. Remember when Ronaldo single-handedly dragged Real Madrid to three consecutive Champions League titles? Yeah, Gerrard doesn’t either. And Messi? Well, he’s Messi. Comparing Gerrard to these Titans is like comparing a firecracker to a nuclear bomb.

International Flops

Now, let’s not forget Gerrard’s international career. England’s so-called golden generation was more like a rusted old banger. Gerrard and his pals, including Lampard, stumbled through tournaments, never making it past the quarter-finals. On the other hand, Andres Iniesta and Xavi led Spain to a World Cup and two European Championships. They didn’t just win; they dominated. Gerrard’s international career is like the punchline to a bad joke—predictable and ultimately disappointing.

The Real Greats: Scholes and the True Midfield Masters

And let’s give a shoutout to Paul Scholes, the ginger magician. Sir Alex Ferguson, who knows a thing or two about football, rated Scholes higher than Gerrard. Scholes dictated play, scored screamers, and won 11 Premier League titles. ELEVEN. Gerrard fans will argue he was loyal to Liverpool, but loyalty doesn’t win trophies. Scholes’ career was a trophy-laden masterpiece, while Gerrard’s was a tale of near-misses and what-ifs.

Conclusion: The Myth of Stevie G

So there you have it. Steven Gerrard is one of the most overrated players to lace up a pair of boots. Sure, he had passion, drive, and a knack for long-range screamers. But when it comes to real greatness—trophies, consistency, and impact—he falls woefully short. Keane, Lampard, Zidane, Ronaldo, Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, and Scholes left Gerrard in the dust. Gerrard might be a legend at Anfield, but in the grand pantheon of football greats, he’s just another guy who slipped up when it mattered most.

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Zayed Yazdani
Author & Founder of FUBU™