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Wrestling’s Top 10 Greatest Jobbers: The Cult Icons Who Never Won the Big One

In the world of professional wrestling, not everyone can be a champion. For every Stone Cold Steve Austin or John Cena, there’s a wrestler whose job is to make the other guy look good. These unsung heroes, known as jobbers, often have cult-like status among fans despite never winning a major individual title. Let’s count down the top 10 greatest jobbers in WWE, AEW, and TNA history—those legendary performers who never entirely made it to the top but captured our hearts nonetheless.

Santino Marella

Santino Marella’s career was a comedy goldmine. Santino was the epitome of a lovable loser from his “Milan Miracle” debut to his Cobra finishing move. He brought humour and entertainment to the ring, making fans laugh even when he was getting squashed. Sure, he never held a major title, but who else could make a sock puppet a feared weapon?

Brooklyn Brawler

Steve Lombardi, aka the Brooklyn Brawler, was the quintessential jobber of the ’80s and ’90s. With his torn jeans, Yankees cap, and unkempt look, Brawler was the guy everyone beat on their way to the top. Despite his perennial losing streak, he earned respect for his dedication and ability to make everyone else look good. Plus, anyone who can pull off that many losses and still have a job deserves a medal.

Zack Ryder

Woo Woo Woo, you know it! Zack Ryder’s rise to cult status came through his self-made YouTube show, “Z! True Long Island Story.” While he had brief runs with minor titles, Ryder never captured the big one. Despite being the ultimate underdog, he built a loyal fanbase who still chanted “We want Ryder!” at live events. Ryder’s story is a testament to perseverance, social media savvy, and being broski for life.

Damien Sandow

The Intellectual Savior of the Masses, Damien Sandow, had the potential to be a top heel with his condescending promos and sharp wit. But alas, he found his niche as a comedic jobber, especially during his stint as The Miz’s stunt double. His mimicry was spot-on, and he won the crowd over with his hilarious antics. Sandow’s career might not have been gold-laden, but he was pure entertainment gold.

Naked Mideon

Dennis Knight, better known as Naked Mideon, added a new meaning to the term “exposed.” Stripping down to nothing but a fanny pack and a smile, Naked Mideon embraced the absurd and made it his own. Despite never winning a major title, his bizarre gimmick and commitment to the bit made him unforgettable. His willingness to parade around in the buff for the sake of entertainment cemented his place in jobber history.

Spike Dudley

Spike Dudley, the runt of the Dudley family, was the ultimate underdog. Standing at just 5’8” and weighing around 150 pounds soaking wet, Spike was tossed around like a rag doll by wrestlers twice his size. He won fans with his never-say-die attitude and fearless approach despite the constant beatings. Spike’s David vs. Goliath battles, especially in ECW and WWE, made him a beloved figure, even if major titles eluded him.

R-Truth

R-Truth is a multi-time 24/7 Champion, but let’s be honest—the 24/7 title isn’t exactly a major accolade. Known for his comedic timing, rap skills, and sheer ridiculousness, R-Truth is a beloved figure in wrestling. His “What’s up?” catchphrase and his imaginary friend, Little Jimmy, have endeared him to fans. Truth might be perpetually confused and out of the title picture, but he’s always a highlight of any show.

Heath Slater

Heath Slater’s claim to fame? “I got kids!” The One Man Band became a fan favourite through his sheer perseverance and comedic chops. From his Nexus days to being the leader of 3MB and his run with Rhyno as SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Slater never held a major individual title. Still, his “jobber to the stars” role and entertainment ability ensured he was always a beloved underdog.

Goldust

Goldust, the bizarre and flamboyant character Dustin Rhodes portrays, is one of wrestling’s most enduring figures. Despite never winning a major individual title in WWE, Goldust’s unique persona and in-ring talent made him a cult favourite. His commitment to the character and his wrestling pedigree ensured that Goldust was always a memorable part of any show he was on.

Al Snow

“What does everybody want? HEAD!” With his mannequin head and unpredictable antics, Al Snow is the ultimate cult icon. Despite never winning a major individual title, Al Snow’s bizarre character and infectious energy made him a standout jobber. His catchphrases, unconventional promos, and hilarious segments have left an indelible mark on wrestling fans. Snow’s willingness to embrace the absurd and make the most out of every opportunity made him the greatest jobber ever.

Celebrating the Unsung Heroes

While never capturing major individual titles, these jobbers have left an indelible mark on the world of professional wrestling. They’ve entertained us, made us laugh, and earned our respect through their dedication and ability to make everyone else shine. So, here’s to the jobbers—wrestling wouldn’t be the same without them.

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Zayed Yazdani
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